Posted by
RightWingKafir on Thursday, September 07, 2006 6:16:02 PM
I was just over at what seems to me, one of the latest moonbat fixations. After the usual bout of sighs, long, slow head shakes, and an occasional growl or two, I realized something about myself.
I must be stupid. But thankfully, I needn’t worry. There are those who watch out for me.
You see, there are people in this country who know that I am an automaton. Kind of like that little car I had when I was a kid. You could program it to go so many feet, then turn, then go and so on. I programmed mine to go to the kitchen and wake my dog. (He always slept next to the fridge)
So that’s me, controlled, deliberate, but fun. But, beware. There are also those in this world who would take advantage of those such as myself. It seems, so I’ve been told, that they would do this for gain. But do not despair. Like I said, there are those who are ever vigilant. They will protect us.
It seems now, that there is a new threat on the horizon. A threat so heinous and cruel, that it must be stopped before I even have a chance to see what it is. For you see, it threatens to mutate me.
This threat is so powerful, that it stands to transform and alter my very psyche. Now, one may question the danger in this, since, according to our beloved protectors, we could all use a change, at least every twenty minutes or so…
But this one is different. Oh, indeed so. You see, this one attacks right before the November elections! *GASP*
Yes, it’s true. They said so. And besides, I remember the last time this happened. I accidentally saw ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas’.
I’ve never been the same since.
The Enemy: You are getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy..
Beloved Protectors: This is how you must think.
(Hat tip:
LGF)
Update: (Gee, that was quick)
Hurray for our Beloved Defenders!!! *pukes*
ABC caved!!! *resorts to language not suitable for humans*
ABC alters 9/11 show under pressureUpdate: 9/11 Page Hijacked
Will the wonders never cease?
Someone anonymously registered the domain name pathto911.com and installed a redirect that takes visitors looking for information on the movie to the Democratic Party’s anti-ABC page.
Here’s the genuine web site: ABC.com: The Path to 9/11.
Update: ABC's "Path to 9/11": The Video Democrats DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE
Well, here it is folks. The video in question. I've already downloaded them and I'll be posting them on my website just as soon as my host upgrades my storage and traffic allowance. Roughly 24 hrs. (just in case they get taken down) We'll see just HOW MUCH ABC caved.
http://www.redstate.com/911clips